Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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