I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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