PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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