That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Randomize
