So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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