and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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