Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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