Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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