at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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