I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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