I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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