i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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