he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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