Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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