last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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