No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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