worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
only you would photoshop your dick
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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