he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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