I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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