did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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