so explain again why im purple
no
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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