This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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