The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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