dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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