Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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