whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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