I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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