i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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