dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
and you said cock pushups were impossible
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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