This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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