Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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