i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
My liver just had a heart attack.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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