hotel room ftw
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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