Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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