hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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