the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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