i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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