New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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