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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself

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(865): View more from Tennessee

that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.

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(520): View more from Arizona

just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store

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(773): View more from Illinois

she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable

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(502): View more from Kentucky

if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.

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(786): View more from Florida

I miss vodka workout Fridays

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(240): View more from Maryland

Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces

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(914): View more from New York

I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.

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(917): View more from New York City

She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?

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