Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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