This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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