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I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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