I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Randomize
