What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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