Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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