Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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