Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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