I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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