Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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