i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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