i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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