I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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