So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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