I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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