is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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