Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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