Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My nipple is on Facebook.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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